Code Wizard Gifts

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

'Did you gt a CSS Redundancy Checker?'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"Mum . . . Dad . . . it's time you knew, I'm non-binary."

I think that one has the computer programming gene.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Piano Recital

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Deadline

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Gerald Ratner's return

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

Computer Music

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'We've always needed an accounting magician.'

'My app just ate your widget.'