Digital Wizard Gifts

Computer whisperer.

'I'm looking for a child psychologist who can communicate with my daughter. Are you good with your thumbs?'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Of course things will a lot better in the future when we'll be able to not keep the records we don't keep now on the new 6 billion IT system.'

'Never before have so many relied on so few IT people.'

'There's a better way to hide icons.'

'A century of studying the male brain has paid off.'

Don't do that if you're expecting email! A watched pot never boils.

Online Invoicing.

'Don't worry and just smile! We'll retouch the weather on the computer when we get home.'

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Stop tearing around in here and go play online."

"Fire not bad. Opening up email attachments, no keeping operating system and software updated and banging on your keyboard is bad."

Essential skills for the twenty-first century #1: Dragging a file to a new location.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Newspapers.

"... Alexa... Alexa..."

"Lost bitcoin password"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."