Digital Editing Wizard Gifts

'Money can't make you happy . . . but photoshop can.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I lost all my hair to the texting bubbles that came and went without saying a word."

Computer whisperer.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

P.C. in the Stone

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

I can be upgraded, can you?

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."