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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'I took the liberty of digitally enhancing my resume to make a mountain out of a mole hill.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."