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Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

'High definition media image!'

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

Farmer using a photo editing program

Royal Pic Photoshop

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"Dieting was way too difficult! It was much easier to Photoshop my beach photos."

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"Tightening the buttocks."

"It's the greatest diet. You eat all you want. Then you let them stretch you with Photoshop."

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"It's simple, really. Just figure out what the honorable thing to do is – and make it look like we did it."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"Congratulations on getting your 'Courage Under Fire By Media' award."

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

Holding the frame for a portrait photograph.

'Here's your license!'