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'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Baracracy

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Heavy Data Load.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.