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'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Heavy Data Load.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Royal Pic Photoshop

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

Style Consultant

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?