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"Guilty? Do you realize how that would diminish my personal brand?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

Baracracy

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

Style Consultant

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

'We've written an honest speech that presents you ‘warts and all.' All you need is a voice coach, image consultant and makeup artist.'