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"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I could do that.'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Books / Coffee table books

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

I've always been slower than computers...

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

Rodins rotten juggler

Doctcom

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

School of journalism and politics.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"