Image Guru Mugs

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Books / Coffee table books

I've always been slower than computers...

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

School of journalism and politics.

Rodins rotten juggler

Doctcom

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

The Wiki Man.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."