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Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Culture Saturday

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

bird interprets modern art

'I could do that.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Rise of Modern Art

Cats at private view

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Do you like my little black number?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'