Galleries Guru Gifts

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Culture Saturday

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

If nobody had invented graphics

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

bird interprets modern art

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'I could do that.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Cats at private view

The Rise of Modern Art

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Wow, talk about genius!'