Group Photo Guru Gifts

Seven dwarves with a selfie stick

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

If nobody had invented graphics

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I could do that.'

The Rise of Modern Art

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Baby on board 2020

Creative accounting.

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Rodins rotten juggler

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Stonehenge Imitation

Lady mimics The Scream.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Copycat.

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

The Scream Painting

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'