Group Photo Guru Pillows

Seven dwarves with a selfie stick

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I could do that.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

The Rise of Modern Art

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Baby on board 2020

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Creative accounting.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Rodins rotten juggler

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Stonehenge Imitation

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Lady mimics The Scream.

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

Art Gallery: All my own work.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

The Scream Painting

Copycat.