Photoshop Guru Gifts

To her dismay, Tanya discovers that Bill had used Photoshop to substitute Angelina Jolie's face for hers in every photo in their wedding album.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Lennon and McCartney.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

If nobody had invented graphics

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I could do that.'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

The Rise of Modern Art

Eric Clapton.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Bashful in Nashville

"Check out this new store."

' A new idea '

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

The Doorway to Ideas

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Creative accounting.

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!