Photoshop Perfectionist Gifts

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

The Computer Bore

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Homo Gamus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Deadlines, Inc.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

Sleeping on the Job

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Job Security

"Quit moving"

Social lens of the photojournalist

"It needs a lot of editing."