Pixel Perfectionist Gifts

New Year's Resolution.

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'So!'

Homo Gamus

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Home page on a computer

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Video Gamer

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Honey! Grab your glasses, and come check out this great video I found online!'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

The Computer Bore

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

These 3D graphics have come a long way!'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Bullseye!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

Videogame Employment Agency.