Pixel Perfectionists Gifts

"I'll photoshop this before I post it on Facebook to make it look like I'm eating a smaller portion."

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Geek fairies

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Print Suicide

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Social lens of the photojournalist

Videogame Employment Agency.

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

New Year's Resolution.

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Ew, I look terrible! Take one more!

"Welcome to my youtube channel, today I will show you how to photoshop your body so it looks just like mine..."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!