Pixel Pioneers Gifts

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Homo Gamus

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Geek fairies

Gamers

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Videogame Employment Agency.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Video game

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Home page on a computer

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"