Pixel Warrior Gifts

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Geek fairies

Gamers

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Videogame Employment Agency.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Samurai - Accountant.

Man sharpening giant pencil with his sword

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Love Hate Computer Relationship