Pixel Hero Gifts

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Video game

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Internet Cafe.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

Boy and PC

'Third Life'

"They're not playing video games. They're helping to overthrow evil dictatorships."

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."