Pixelated Hero Gifts

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Videogame Employment Agency.

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

I was expecting something a little more advanced

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Looking For Love.

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

Home page on a computer

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Video game

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!