Pixelated Road Warrior Gifts

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gamers

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

The Forever Stamp

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.