Adventurous Road Warrior Gifts

Hitching a lift

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.