Adventurous Road Warrior Mugs

Hitching a lift

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"This can't be good."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'I need both hands for steering.'