Future Road Warrior Mugs

"If we ever get back on the road, I think we should go electric."

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"This can't be good."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'