Pixelated Guitarist Gifts

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

The Computer Bore

Homo Gamus

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

Looking For Love.

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Video game

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!