Pixel Champion Gifts

Videogame Employment Agency.

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Video game

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

Happiness is a warm Ybox.

Boy and PC

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.