Pixel Pioneer Gifts

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'Third Life'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Boy and PC

"This new augmented reality software means you can live a rich and fulfilling life without having to go outside."

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Victorian photographer welcomes artists to his studio (du Maurier, Whistler, T.R. Lamont).

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

Video game

Home page on a computer

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"