Pixel Pioneer Pillows

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Third Life'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Boy and PC

"This new augmented reality software means you can live a rich and fulfilling life without having to go outside."

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

New Year's Resolution.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Home page on a computer

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."