Pixel Champion Pillows

Videogame Employment Agency.

The Computer Bore

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

I was expecting something a little more advanced

New Year's Resolution.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

The tenth circle of hell. . .Buffering hell!

Video game

Home page on a computer

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.