Pixel Fighter Pillows

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Homo Gamus

Geek fairies

Gamers

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

New Year's Resolution.

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"What's your New Year's Resolution?"

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Video game