Pixel Pursuer Gifts

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Geek fairies

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Videogame Employment Agency.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Boy and PC

"No way, Mom, this is my favorite game!"

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"