Pike Pursuer Gifts

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Noise Pollution

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.