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Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Working from Om

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.