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'It's full AGAIN? I will NEVER drink this dry!'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Once more, with fury."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

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Please use next mountain.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

The Fledging Author Struggles To Find His Voice. . .

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"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

UpperLower Class Pastimes

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

"Life isn't about the money you make. Do what you love!"

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'