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"No, trashy paperbacks is the next but one..."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

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'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'