Paperwork Pursuer T-Shirts

Warrants.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

Shake it all about sign on desk

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

In, out, shake it all about.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."