Paperwork Pursuer Gifts

Warrants.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Can do...No can do

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time for More Paperwork

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

Late/Too Late.

In and Out Tray

Shake it all about sign on desk

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

In, out, shake it all about.

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"