Paper Chaser Gifts

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

In a Perfect Universe

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Writer and ink

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Latest News'

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

Working late?

In too deep

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Breakthrough

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

Get a life

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Go to Daddy!'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Linford Christie

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Cosmic Ray

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

'Here it comes.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.