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Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Bring out yer books!'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

I love Fountain Pens

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

A man throws darts at a heart.

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

Writer and ink

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

'Latest News'

In too deep

Warrants.

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'