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Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Bring out yer books!'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

I love Fountain Pens

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'Any other suggestions on how we can increase circulation besides a swimsuit edition?'

In too deep

A man throws darts at a heart.

Writer and ink

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

Warrants.

'Latest News'

'Why can't I teach you to get my paper??' 'Becase that paper doesn't carry this comic strip!'

'I see the top drawer of that cabinet is still sticking...'