Paper Chasers Pillows

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Breakthrough

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Now how did she know?"

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

Fluctating Graph.

'He's training for a career in law.'

Linford Christie

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Cosmic Ray

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

'Here it comes.'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

Warrants.

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In too deep