Particle Chaser Pillows

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

Somewhere in the Swiss countryside...'Those damn particles are loose again.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Surfing koala.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Breakthrough

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I've got a board meeting!'

Chasing Covid Variants

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

A tessellation of running figures.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Well that's certainly new!'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'