Particle Chaser T-Shirts

'Surrender God! We have your particle!'

Somewhere in the Swiss countryside...'Those damn particles are loose again.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Surfing koala.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Breakthrough

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A tessellation of running figures.

Chasing Covid Variants

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Well that's certainly new!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

'I'm not interested in what the paper is about, Dr Jones, I just want you to put me on the authors' list...'

Fluctating Graph.

Octopuses surf too.