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'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Painting clouds

"You left this on our ship."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I love this time of day."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

The World Wide Web.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Things I love about Powell River...

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Football

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'You do Botox?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Rating the Sunset