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'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Annual 10k run of bad luck.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

Astronomical observations.

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

"I can see back in time millions of years, but what I'd really love to see is where my husband went last night."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Waiting For Halley's Comet - Do Not Disturb.

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

"Go out with you? Not even if a comet hitting the planet left you the last dinosaur on Earth."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"You left this on our ship."

Painting clouds

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The World Wide Web.

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Football

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'You do Botox?'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Window in the Sky.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'