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'I tell you, Halley has been insufferable since he got his comet.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Painting clouds

The World Wide Web.

Stormy weather

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Window in the Sky.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

A skier and a paraglider

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

Weather today.

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Golfing with God.

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Chasing Covid Variants

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Steroids.'

Walken On Clouds

OOPS!