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A word from James Cameron. . .

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Bigfoot"

dog vs UFO...

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Gravity...Go figure!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Rocket.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Welcome: Skeptics Society

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Doggy Bites

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'Steroids.'

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"