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Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

A word from James Cameron. . .

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Steroids.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

How to survive the coming crash.

Elephant Tracks.

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

We are not alone!

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

The sudden extinction of prehistoric clowns explained.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

Astronomical observations.

Shooting in Ireland

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

When economists rules the Earth

"I've got vertigo."

"Thank God things are getting back to normal."

Astronomers Dr. Hitt and Dr. Earth try to choose a name for their discovery

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.