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An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Alien hanging clothes on a washing line.

'Hey, who's your friend?'

We are not alone!

Alien has his flying saucer tires stolen on the bad side of town.

"I've got vertigo."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

dog vs UFO...

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"They look like pickles."